November 17, 2009

Little Miss Simone

Now you know had to broadcast my baby..

November 14, 2009

That's not so Raven

Twitter: creolepimp I'm sick of "Jason Weaver ass" actors. Playing teenagers/young adults characters when they 28-82 years old

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is annoyed by this. It seems like most of the grown men who play these types of characters always end up burned out and blunted in the end.

Is it me or does Orlando Bloom look like a hard core female butch?

November 6, 2009


So this is what we have to do now days to stay on top in the music industry Beyonce? show and sell some ass, cellulite a few stretch marks and your soul.

You wore more clothes before you got married? WTF happened chile?? How soon we 4get. SMH

September 18, 2009

Rising from the Pole

I never understood the big hype around Amber Rose. She's just a regular white girl who was scooped from the strip club and was given tanning lotion and some new clothes from Paris. O yea don't forget the ass implants. What has this girl done for society besides shake a lil ass and gain employment as someones beard?

If we are placing strippers high on the bar, then I cast my vote for Divine Brown. Divine Brown was a real hoe. She walked up and down Sunset Blvd faithfully, she worked hard for her $60 bucks. Thanks to Hugh Grant (who didn't even get to bust a nut that night), helped sky rocket Divine Brown to success.

We dont give enough credit to the men who help young women rise from the pole. Here are my thank you's :

Thank you- Kanye for detaching Amber from that brass pole

Thank you- Hugh Grant for putting your foot on your brakes that lonely night you picked up Divine Brown from those cruel streets of hollywood

Thank you- DMX for saving Eve from spreading her legs from east to west on that splinter filled stage.

Thank you- Greg Leakes for saving Ne Ne from the pole. If it wasn't for you she wouldn't be keeping up with the Jones's blah blah blah..

Thank you-Hugh Hefner for saving every hoe that lived in trailer parks and motels.

Thank you - Biggie r.i.p. for saving Lil Kim and Charlie Baltimore. If it wasn't for you we wouldnt have classic intro's like ''Intro into A-Minor''

June 23, 2009

First Lady of The City of Hope International Church aka Sheree Smith, Will Smith's ex-wife/Baby Mama has a new skin care line coming out for those of us in great need of moisturizing our outer parts.. I'm glad to see that Will Smiths alimony and child support money has been put to good use unlike some other famous baby mama..*side eye* @ Kim Porter

May 27, 2009

Da Suga aint no joke

By Associated Press
2:30 PM CDT, May 27, 2009

FORT SMITH, Ark. (AP) — A convenience store clerk wouldn't open the register for a robber but gave the man $40 from his own pocket after the robber told him he needed the money for insulin. Police were called Monday night to the E-Z Mart, where the clerk explained that a man he didn't know entered the store and lifted his shirt to display a pistol tucked in his waistband.The clerk said the man told him, "I hate to do this," and told him he needed $40 from the register.The clerk said money in the register wasn't his to give. It was then the robber said the money was for insulin. The robber accepted the money from the clerk's wallet, thanked him and shook his hand.Police are searching for the robber.

Me being the nosey investigator that I am.. I found the got dayum robber. And no he's unable to pay the $40 back. Niggaz are broke these days.. Bless his heart.
Can I get my award money please?

May 13, 2009


I cannot wait until this comes out !!! the preview got me all teary eyed.. damn this period ..

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