Rising from the Pole

I never understood the big hype around Amber Rose. She's just a regular white girl who was scooped from the strip club and was given tanning lotion and some new clothes from Paris. O yea don't forget the ass implants. What has this girl done for society besides shake a lil ass and gain employment as someones beard?



If we are placing strippers high on the bar, then I cast my vote for Divine Brown. Divine Brown was a real hoe. She walked up and down Sunset Blvd faithfully, she worked hard for her $60 bucks. Thanks to Hugh Grant (who didn't even get to bust a nut that night), helped sky rocket Divine Brown to success.

We dont give enough credit to the men who help young women rise from the pole. Here are my thank you's :


Thank you- Kanye for detaching Amber from that brass pole


Thank you- Hugh Grant for putting your foot on your brakes that lonely night you picked up Divine Brown from those cruel streets of hollywood


Thank you- DMX for saving Eve from spreading her legs from east to west on that splinter filled stage.


Thank you- Greg Leakes for saving Ne Ne from the pole. If it wasn't for you she wouldn't be keeping up with the Jones's blah blah blah..


Thank you-Hugh Hefner for saving every hoe that lived in trailer parks and motels.


Thank you - Biggie r.i.p. for saving Lil Kim and Charlie Baltimore. If it wasn't for you we wouldnt have classic intro's like ''Intro into A-Minor''