Little Miss Simone

Now you know had to broadcast my baby..

That's not so Raven

Twitter: creolepimp I'm sick of "Jason Weaver ass" actors. Playing teenagers/young adults characters when they 28-82 years old

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is annoyed by this. It seems like most of the grown men who play these types of characters always end up burned out and blunted in the end.

Is it me or does Orlando Bloom look like a hard core female butch?

Jezebel

So this is what we have to do now days to stay on top in the music industry Beyonce? show and sell some ass, cellulite a few stretch marks and your soul.

You wore more clothes before you got married? WTF happened chile??
http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/jezebel/ How soon we 4get. SMH

Rising from the Pole

I never understood the big hype around Amber Rose. She's just a regular white girl who was scooped from the strip club and was given tanning lotion and some new clothes from Paris. O yea don't forget the ass implants. What has this girl done for society besides shake a lil ass and gain employment as someones beard?



If we are placing strippers high on the bar, then I cast my vote for Divine Brown. Divine Brown was a real hoe. She walked up and down Sunset Blvd faithfully, she worked hard for her $60 bucks. Thanks to Hugh Grant (who didn't even get to bust a nut that night), helped sky rocket Divine Brown to success.

We dont give enough credit to the men who help young women rise from the pole. Here are my thank you's :


Thank you- Kanye for detaching Amber from that brass pole


Thank you- Hugh Grant for putting your foot on your brakes that lonely night you picked up Divine Brown from those cruel streets of hollywood


Thank you- DMX for saving Eve from spreading her legs from east to west on that splinter filled stage.


Thank you- Greg Leakes for saving Ne Ne from the pole. If it wasn't for you she wouldn't be keeping up with the Jones's blah blah blah..


Thank you-Hugh Hefner for saving every hoe that lived in trailer parks and motels.


Thank you - Biggie r.i.p. for saving Lil Kim and Charlie Baltimore. If it wasn't for you we wouldnt have classic intro's like ''Intro into A-Minor''

First Lady of The City of Hope International Church aka Sheree Smith, Will Smith's ex-wife/Baby Mama has a new skin care line coming out for those of us in great need of moisturizing our outer parts.. I'm glad to see that Will Smiths alimony and child support money has been put to good use unlike some other famous baby mama..*side eye* @ Kim Porter

Da Suga aint no joke

By Associated Press
2:30 PM CDT, May 27, 2009

FORT SMITH, Ark. (AP) — A convenience store clerk wouldn't open the register for a robber but gave the man $40 from his own pocket after the robber told him he needed the money for insulin. Police were called Monday night to the E-Z Mart, where the clerk explained that a man he didn't know entered the store and lifted his shirt to display a pistol tucked in his waistband.The clerk said the man told him, "I hate to do this," and told him he needed $40 from the register.The clerk said money in the register wasn't his to give. It was then the robber said the money was for insulin. The robber accepted the money from the clerk's wallet, thanked him and shook his hand.Police are searching for the robber.

Me being the nosey investigator that I am.. I found the got dayum robber. And no he's unable to pay the $40 back. Niggaz are broke these days.. Bless his heart.

Can I get my award money please?

PUSH

I cannot wait until this comes out !!! the preview got me all teary eyed.. damn this period ..

Check out the preview

iSnort...

People have way too much time on their hands.. If I see a grown person snortin computer generated cocaine I sware Imma cuss ! I hate the world !

Mid-Life Crisis Barbie

So Barbie will soon be featured on YKYDAW in Mo's Tramp Stamp collection.

Barbie is 49 dayum years old with a 2 inch waist, perky tittays and now ..got dayum tattoo's.

I'm sure this Barbie won't have parents running to the toy store to pick this doll up for their little girls. I wouldnt dare buy this for my child. It's bad enough she asks me why I drew on myself ! ( I have 3 tattoos). Imma need for Mattel and Mid-Life Crisis Barbie to rethink this idea forreal.

she has a tattoo gun.. smh

Ken ?? really now..

7-11

I've always loved everything Indian (except their food) This culture is so entertaining to me. The women are gorgeous, and the men can dance their ass off. And dont get me started on their Bollywood movies.. Pure entertainment ! Enjoy

Aishwayrya Rai



Ya'll aint ready

The other Chosen 1

*fannin self*

This man gets my pressure up.. This video pretty much sucks, but who cares. I can stare at him all dayum day.. I remember when my cousin went to his concert in D.C. and she stole the water bottle he was drinking out of on stage. We both took sips out of it until it evaporated. Pitiful I know..

The Chosen 1

They only showed a snippet of this when it first aired on Girlfriends (r.i.p.) .Enjoy

I just love this heffa

Sex Criminal Fashions

I've said this for years that certain types of glasses, beards, clothes, etc. are only worn by serial killers, pedophiles and rapist.. Enjoy !

Salutations Wilbur

It is written in the Qu'ran: "Forbidden to you are: dead meat, blood, the flesh of swine, and that on which hath been invoked a name other than that of Allah."

Pitbull in a skirt

As much as I love the song ''I can make my booty bounce'' by Punk of the South (thanks for bringing that song into my life Fresh) I cannot stand the pics that he posts on his myspace page.. I understand that he wants to look like Jackie-O, but this shit here.. I can't * please click on the pics for a close up* my gawd

Your a Jerk

The crack heads on Benning Road do this dance all the time when the dealers have 2 for 1 specials.

This shit is awful and I mean it. WTF is with the Screech and Steve Urkle gear?

I refuse



This is why lil boys need strong male role models in their life

Don't judge a book by its cover

I dont know what song she's singing, but she made me feel emotional inside.

Was it a mixture of her beautiful voice, her furry eyebrows, and her over permed hair ??
Who knows.. but this woman can sing !

Susan Boyle <-----Click here

Lil Tevin Campbell takes the stage

Tevin Campbell stars as Seaweed J. Stubbs in the hit Broadway show Hairspray. I'm just glad to see him on the stage and not in our public parks suckin dick.. There is a God.

Let me tell you why I'm mad..

So it sounds like Terrence J and the Minister had a lil confrontation over Pelican aka Rocsi, or as the fellas around the way call her ''Giblet''.

I was confused as I watched this sad, and heart wrenching clip. Was he trying to make his ex jealous and mad? Crying on stage and humping on women 4x your size would not make me mad.. If anything you would have helped me realize that cheating on you was the best decision that I could have ever made ! Terrence Miss J.. You are the pussy nigga of the week! congrats..

Not even Childrens T.V. is safe from her..

Again.. Why wont this chick sit down and have some babies? *Keri Hilson's words not mine*

Noggin could have at least put her ass in Yo Gabba Gabba dressed Muno.

Do You Smell What I Smell?

The hotness starts at 1:12 When she breaks down the different types of ass..

Nina Flowers <-----link

Black Cinema

Hide ya Mama's.. Big Brotha is comin *tears*

These movies remind me of naptime at my Aunts house..

@1:13 i dayum near died..

The Morning After Burrito

And I thought I was having shit explosions, I was actually giving birth ! Aint that some shit..
No wonder there are so many Taco Bells in the hood.. uh huh..

U hoes betta buy these burritos up and keep em in the freezer just in case ''the condom breaks'' *eye roll*


Taco Bell launched its controversial “morning after” burrito, a zesty, Mexican-style entree that prevents unwanted pregnancies if ingested within 36 hours following intercourse.
Developed by a team of top Taco Bell gynecologists, the $1.99 “ContraceptiMelt” burrito creates an inhospitable environment within the womb, causing fertilized ovum tissue to be flushed from the body.

Also available are ContraceptiMelt Supremes, featuring sour cream and extra cheese.
Taco Bell officials are excited about the offering. “In the past, before Roe v. Wade, young women literally had to ‘make a run for the border’ to terminate an unwanted pregnancy,” Taco Bell public relations director Grant Lesko said. “But now, women can make that same run for the border at over 7,300 convenient locations right in their own hometowns.”
Possible side effects of the new birth-control snack item include weight gain, stomach upset and gas, the same as with all other Taco Bell products.

While the new burrito is legal and available in all 50 states, parental-consent laws in 37 states require minors who wish to purchase the ContraceptiMelt to obtain permission from a parent or legal guardian—unless they order a side of Cinnamon Crisps and a large beverage.

Let me know if they come out with the Morning After Caramel Empinada..

Erykah, Common, and Kanye Freestyle

I just love her

Future Lifetime Movie

I refuse to believe 5ton head sat there and got her ass whooped.

This is an re-enactment from DoSomething.org

The Innocent One will prevail.

Let me see da Booty

It is indeed the end of days.

I never thought I'd see the day when a generation of young men would stoop so low. Literally. How is it that a group of guys that are supposedly ''straight'' can chill, play bball, go shopping, or hang on the corner with their pants below their assholes? What really kills me about this trend is how they try to walk with their pants half way down to their knee caps.
Do they realize that they look like they've just been sodomized?

Should this trend be considered prostitution? I remember driving through New York Ave in D.C. at night and the prostitutes would be walking with their skirts hiked up so that their ass would show. If they were caught in public dressing that way the police would ticket them for indecent exposure. If women started walking around with these ass out jeans we'd be in jail, or laid out in the woods somewhere getting raped.

Unless you enjoy the feeling of having a cauliflower ass..
!!!PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!






Please notice the related videos.. How you doin ?

Bow down Bitches

I stan hard for Khia.. she's in the #2 spot when it comes to female artists that I love.

I feel ashamed that I didn't know there was a video for this dayum song.. *sigh*

Thanks Coop !

Where's da Tooth Fairy when you need her??

Why am I not surprised that this black man is married to her. They're probably from VA.

What happened to....??

I have a little one and ever since Steve left the show I refuse to watch the new Blues Clues. Something about the new guy creeps me out. He looks like the type that would collect children's underwear and hide them in the glove compartment of his car..

As I was sitting in my ''thinking chair'' I Googled Mr.Steve and found out that he left the show to pursue a music career. Now that I know what happened to him I can stop telling people that he left the show because he started smoking crack on the set of Blues Clues.. *sigh*

If Amy Winehouse took a bath.....

The only thing missing is a bottle of Jack Daniels, a pack of cigarettes, crack, crack pipes and BLAKEEEEEE.. o..she's only 17 so stop drooling.


Gabriella Cilmi - Sweet about me

I Wanna Be Your Man

And you thought Flava Flav was the first one to rock a clock medallion.

My Dad had this album back in the day and I would stare at it constantly. I wanted to marry this man and drive around in his pink cadillac. I wanted to marry Boy George also.. little did I know..geesh. I think I was in love with their make up more than anything.

You wish you could be this pretty.

Mr. Splashy hits Broadway

''Hip Hop Monologues: Inside The Life & Mind of Jim Jones, first debuted in November 2008 as a first of its kind, two-day theatrical album listening of sorts, set to stage using music from Jones' forthcoming Columbia Records debut album Pray IV Reign (in stores March 24th) as the platform.

Produced by Sony Entertainment, Damon Dash, and J Kyle's Korner Entertainment, Hip Hop Monologues: Inside The Life & Mind of Jim Jones, the critically acclaimed artistic listening set to stage, will open for the first time to the public at the 37 Arts Theater in New York City and will play for a limited edition run of six performances.

Starting at $40, tickets to Hip Hop Monologues are available beginning March 11, 2009 via ticketmaster.com. Performances run from Tuesday March 24th to Friday March 27th at 8 PM with two final performances on Saturday March 28th at 7 PM and 10 PM. The 37 Arts Theater is located at 450 West 37th Street in NYC.''

Does this mean that rappers that aren't selling albums will come out with a theatrical play on their life?? I don't think I can sit through 2 hours of ''The Untold Story of Lil Zane''.

The Life and Times of Bessie Smith ♛

Standing 6 ft. and 200lbs Bessie Smith aka Lucille Bogan is crowned as the ''Empress of the Blues'' . She was a famous 1920's and 30's blues singer who shocked the masses with her racy songs and personal life. Bessie was a strong woman who didn't take any mess. She's the real life Madea.

Here's an excerpt from '' The History of Women in Music'' by Ross Whitney.

''Bessie used her size and strength to advantage in other ways outside of her stage performances.
In personal arguments, contractual disputes with managers, employee discipline, or disagreements with other singers, Bessie was known to use her fists with little reservation. On one occasion, at a party in 1925 following an appearance in her home town of Chattanooga, Tennessee, she knocked down a large male who was bothering her and a couple of friends. Later, when the man retaliated by stabbing her in the side with a knife, she chased him down the street until she dropped from the strain of the wound.

Her temper drove her to even greater extremes in 1926 when she caught husband Jack Gee in an affair with one of her chorus girls. After beating up the girl and throwing her off their parked train, she pursued Jack down the New York railroad track firing at him with his own handgun. Jack was a strong and violent man with whom Bessie had numerous physical encounters. Echoes of brutality made their way into Bessie's lyrics. She wrote the words to ''Please Help Me Get Him off My Mind '' in 1928, not long before her final separation with her husband.

Not that Jack was the only one fooling around. Bessie had a sexual appetite that extended to both genders, and she gratified it widely and regularly. While lamenting unfaithful lovers in her songs, she revealed promiscuous tendencies of her own. Typical is this verse from her 1927 " Young Woman's Blues ". For instance, her sexual involvement with her chorus girls was no secret. According to her niece and close companion at the time, Ruby Walker, Bessie was openly physical in public with at least one of her dancers, Lillian, with whom she slept regularly during January and February, 1927.

Growing up on Chattanooga TN's poor side, later traveling the black entertainment circuit throughout the South and Northeast (she never traveled abroad). Professionally, Bessie was territorial to the point that she refused to appear in the same show with another blues singer. Her relationships with other female singers were often stormy. Bessie did agree to record with rival, Clara Smith (no relation) a few songs of which My Man Blues portrays the two in mock competition over the same man.

Though the song ends with an agreement to share their lover Ron, the singers' real-life association terminated at a party shortly afterward in a fist fight that left Clara badly beaten. Sometimes her fights landed her in jail, like one with Ruby Walker over a male dancer.

On September 26, 1937, Smith was severely injured in a car accident while traveling along U.S Route 61 between Memphis, TN and Clarksdale, MS with her lover Richard Morgan, at the wheel. She was taken to Clarksdale's Afro-American Hospital where her right arm was amputated. She did not regain consciousness, dying that morning. Smith's funeral was held in Philadelphia on October 4, 1937. Jack Gee (husband) thwarted all efforts to purchase a stone, once or twice even pocketing money raised for that purpose. The grave remained unmarked until August 7, 1970, when a new tombstone was placed, paid for by singer Janis Joplin and Juanita Green, who as a child, had done housework for Smith. '' Bessie Smith's recordings were inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1989.

Here's something that will wake you up in the morning.

☥ A tweety moment with Erykah☥

peace and light all , so today our thoughts can make a big difference in our own and the whole world's. heres what we are going to do ...12:57 PM Mar 14th from web

excersise #1 lets clear out our space .1:07 PM Mar 14th from web

excersise #1 helps the mind start with a fresh clear idea as the cells are regenerating . making room for the new more progressive thoughts1:16 PM Mar 14th from web

excersise # 2 identify the flaw in self you want to change most .1:20 PM Mar 14th from web

excersise 2.1 : express the personality flaw and the wish for release in text . for example : i wish to release my need to - or let go of -1:38 PM Mar 14th from web

i wish to release my impatient nature with self and others1:46 PM Mar 14th from web

as self alchemists and scientists we will find out at some point that fixing self causes everything else to fall into place 1:51 PM Mar 14th from web

like volley ball : you switch , and watch... everyone else has to switch too1:54 PM Mar 14th from web

Do they take Layaway??

I was watching a program on T.V. about how extravagant the rich folks are in Russia. Not only do they make the best vodka (Ciroc fall back), but they create some very interesting jewelry and other odd stuff.

I came across these at Open! Design & Concepts. There's not a price list in sight for this stuff, so I already know what that means. (Self..fall back)

Ring with matchin earrings..hot!

Earrings

♥ ♥ ♥

calendar ring


The yellow indicators are for the minutes and the red are for the hours.. I would hope n pray that noone would ask me for the time.. ..

It also comes in blue, and lime green..lol